Friday, 7/31/98

5:15 pm

"Meghan, come here so I can hit you!" -Nicci

6:14 pm

"So what distinguishes something like, say, Their Eyes Were Watching God, from one of Nicci's harlequin novels... ...besides taste?" -Meghan

6:15 pm

"Dammit Mary, hit Meghan!" -Nicci

6:51 pm

"Went too fast for you to pull down your pants, huh?" -Nicci

6:54 pm

"Colleen's idea of an executive decision: Yes." -Meghan

"No, it's: Sure." -Bea

7:23 pm

"Who stole my nuggets?!?" -Meghan

7:42 pm

"Maybe that's a new form of poetry: I don't know what I mean - And you don't either!" -Nicci

9:52 pm

"Get my wallet. Go to the bathroom." -Rita

"Put the little padsies on." -Nicci

Saturday, 8/01/98

12:05 am

"So wait, who's Rita sleeping with?" -Colleen

"Nicci. Is that a cast on your leg, or are you just happy to see me?" -Meghan

12:08 am

"Are you guys watching the Lesbian Love Triangle again?" -Meghan

12:26 am

"Colleen, when do you plan on losing your virginity?" -Nicci

12:28 am

"Colleen, how many time have I told you *not* to steam up the mirrors?" -Meghan

12:29 am

"Dammit, I'm keeping my mouth shut for the rest of the trip!" -Meghan

12:35 am

"No problem, we're having an intimate conversation." -Nicci

12:45 am

"What time is it?" -Meghan

"Four" -Rita

12:46 am

"I think I'm going to shut up and go to sleep now." -Colleen

12:54 am

"Bea and I love each other!" -Nicci

12:55 am

"If you're writing that down, I'm going to kill you!" -Nicci

12:57 am

"You know about us Aquarious." -Nicci

"What?"

"I forgot." -Nicci

12:59 am

"What's that heavy breathing, Nicci?" -Meghan

"That's Bea." -Nicci

7:34 am

"Mary, you're the woman I've always dreamed of!" -Nicci

7:43 am

"You can use me!" -Nicci

"Okay!" -Bea

7:46 am

"Juanita was a normal person, given that she was a bisexual Gemini!" -Nicci

12:06 pm

(cheap western accent) "Sorry, but I'm en-guy-aged!" -cartoon voice

4:08 pm

"Why does it say 'Third Base'?" -Colleen

"Wishful thinking!" -Nicci

Sunday, 8/02/98

2:20 pm

"Nicci, when she wakes up, will no doubt come." -Bea

2:59 pm

"Oh, look, there's a field of leaping cantaloupes! They look lively!" -Meghan

3:06 pm

"If they water the cows, do they sprout?" -Mary? Rita?

3:53 pm

"Rita has a problem." -Nicci

"Rita has lots of problems." -Colleen

"Well, there's one problem in particular that we'd like to address today." -Nicci

3:54 pm

"It said 'High Wind Area'. She gets excited about that kind of thing." -Rita

4:02 pm

"Mary, don't die yet. You can die later." -Rita

4:41 pm

"I bet Stephen King could do wonders with the Enchanted Tiki Room." -Meghan

4:46 pm

(listening to Positively 4th Street) "Bob Dylan's being brutally honest with someone...I like it!" -Mary

4:48 pm

"Welocome to Paradox." -Meghan

"Otherwise known as life." -Bea

6:19 pm

"I think we're too well-adjusted for that." -Meghan

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